Gulf Access | Heated Pool | Boat Lift | Manatees

PROPERTY DETAILS — THE FLOATY POTATO

WELCOME TO YOUR CRYSTAL RIVER ADVENTURE

The Floaty Potato isn’t just a stay — it’s the full Crystal River experience, packed with an exceptional variety of INCLUDED amenities and exclusive guest perks!

Start your morning watching the canal for manatees and dolphins, launch a kayak right from the backyard, fish from the dock, cool off in the heated pool or bring a boat and head toward the Gulf.

EXCLUSIVE FLOATY POTATO GUEST PERKS
We've partnered with FIVE local tour companies to help our guests experience even more of Crystal River — with exclusive discounts just for staying at The Floaty Potato!

Guest discounts are available on select:
• Manatee swim tours
• Clear-kayak tours
• Snorkeling and river cruises
• Wildlife pontoon excursions
• Inshore fishing and scalloping charters

You'll also receive our exclusive digital guest guide packed with favorite restaurants, local gems, activities, tour information and a ready-to-go 4-day Crystal River itinerary.

Less planning. More adventuring!

BEDROOMS & BATHROOMS
• 3 bedrooms and 2.5 bathrooms
• Primary Suite: King bed, ensuite bath with jetted tub, Smart TV and direct pool access
• Bedroom 2: King bed and Smart TV
• Bedroom 3: 2 twin beds with twin trundles, child-size fold-out chair and Smart TV

TRAVELING WITH KIDS?

We've tried to make family travel a little easier!

A highchair, baby monitor, BPA-free dishes, sippy cup, bib, kids' books and other family-friendly touches are provided.

Autism-friendly sensory items are also available upon request, including a body sock, weighted blanket, sensory fidgets, peanut ball and noise-reducing headphones.

KITCHEN, COFFEE & DINING
Cook a family dinner, grill your fresh catch or start your morning with a great cup of coffee.

• Fully equipped kitchen with stainless steel appliances
• Crockpot, griddle, toaster, blender and tea kettle
• Stocked coffee station with a generous starter supply of K-cups, ground coffee, tea, cocoa, creamer and honey
• 4 dining spaces: kitchen nook (4), breakfast bar (2), dining table (8) and covered patio table (4)

LIVING, GAMES & WiFi
There's plenty to do when you're taking a break from the water!

• Open-concept living area with Smart TV and coastal decor
• High-speed WiFi
• Dedicated desk and office chair
• Family board games
• Ping-pong table
• Basketball arcade
• Furniture covers available for furry friends and little hands

YOUR PRIVATE WATERFRONT OASIS
This is where The Floaty Potato really shines!

Sip your morning coffee beside the canal and keep watch for wildlife — you may be lucky enough to spot a manatee or dolphin swimming right past the backyard.

Swim, grill, fish, paddle or simply relax by the water.

• Screened-in pool
• Solar pool heat included year-round
• Optional electric pool heating/cooling available for $45/night
• Covered patio
• Outdoor kitchen with grill, sink and mini fridge
• Private floating and stationary docks
• Fish-cleaning station
• Boat lift INCLUDED — bring or rent your own boat
• Fenced backyard
• Cornhole, chalk, sports balls and pool toys

KAYAK • PADDLE • FISH • BIKE
Adventure starts right in your backyard — and we've already got the gear!

• 3 adult fishing kayaks
• 1 youth kayak
• 1 paddleboard
• Adult and child-size life jackets
• 3 adult fishing rods
• 1 youth fishing rod
• Starter fishing tackle
• 2 adult bikes
• 1 tandem bike
• 1 youth bike
• Large garage refrigerator — perfect for fresh fish, scallops, drinks or extra groceries

BEACH DAY? WE'VE GOT YOU COVERED!
Pack less and play more!

You'll find a beach bag ready with sand toys and a beach blanket, plus 2 beach chairs, a large cooler and wagon to haul it all.

Just add snacks, drinks and sunscreen!

THE FLOATY POTATO EXPERIENCE

At The Floaty Potato, we want your vacation to be about more than where you sleep.

Paddle from your backyard. Fish from the dock. Experience Crystal River right from your backyard. Swim in the heated pool. Grill dinner outside. Explore Crystal River's springs. Take advantage of exclusive discounts with our local tour partners — then come home to your own waterfront retreat.

It's the perfect home base for making the kind of Florida memories you'll still be talking about long after you leave.

YOUR WATERFRONT RETREAT IS ALL YOURS

Guests enjoy private access to the entire home, screened-in heated pool, fenced backyard, outdoor kitchen, floating and stationary docks, kayaks, paddleboard, fishing gear, bikes and boat lift.

Bring your own boat or rent one locally and make The Floaty Potato your home base for exploring Crystal River and the Gulf!

Please note: There are multiple steps required to enter the home. Boat-lift use requires prior approval and a separate agreement.

Getting in Touch During Your Stay

We want your stay at The Floaty Potato to be nothing short of 5 stars — calm, carefree, and full of memories worth floating about!

If you need anything during your stay, the best way to reach us is through Airbnb messages — we monitor them closely between 7 AM and 9 PM and usually respond within minutes. Whether you have a question, need a local recommendation, or just want to share a manatee sighting, we’re always happy to help.

For a lockout, please message us right away. There’s a backup key in the lockbox outside, and we’ll guide you through accessing it.

If you ever experience a true emergency (such as power loss or water issues), that number is listed in the Welcome Binder on the kitchen counter.

Our goal is to make your stay feel effortless, welcoming, and worthy of five sparkling stars!

Tucked near the end of a quiet dead-end street, The Floaty Potato offers peace, privacy, and convenience. Just 0.3 miles to the public boat ramp and walking distance to Crystal River Watersports — where you can swim with manatees, snorkel, scallop, or even try mermaid training! Stroll to The Biscuit Barn for a hearty Southern breakfast, or take a short drive to downtown Crystal River, Three Sisters Springs, and Hunter Springs for dining, shopping, and natural beauty.

While a car makes exploring Crystal River easiest, The Floaty Potato is perfectly positioned for both on-foot and on-water adventures. Walk to local tours, breakfast spots, and the nearby boat ramp, or drive just minutes to downtown. Feeling floaty? Kayak from the house to Three Sisters Springs or Hunter Springs—a scenic half-day paddle—or drive, rent, or launch from Pete’s Pier, Crystal River Kayak, or Hunter Springs for a shorter trip on the water.

GOOD TO KNOW BEFORE YOU BOOK

We want your Floaty Potato getaway to be full of adventure, relaxation and great memories! Because this is a waterfront home with a pool, docks, adventure gear and optional extras, here are a few important things to know before booking.

BIG FAMILIES WELCOME!

We do NOT charge more based on the number of guests within our approved occupancy. Whether you're bringing 2 guests or the whole crew, the nightly rate stays the same!

HEATED POOL

Solar pool heat is included year-round at no additional charge.

Want an extra boost? Optional electric pool heating/cooling is available for $45/night and should be requested in advance.

The electric heat pump operates during daytime hours and relies on outdoor air temperatures. Our goal is approximately 80–85°F in winter and 85–90°F in summer, but unusually cold or hot weather can affect performance, so exact water temperatures cannot be guaranteed.

Pool heating may take 24–72 hours to reach the desired temperature, so please request it in advance whenever possible.

BRINGING A BOAT?

Our boat lift is available to guests at NO additional charge! Bring your own boat or rent one locally and enjoy easy access to Crystal River's waterways and the Gulf.

A separate boat-lift agreement must be completed before use.

DON'T BE A SILLY SPUD — WATER SAFETY

The best part of The Floaty Potato is being right on the water! With a pool, canal, docks, kayaks and paddleboard, children must be actively supervised around all water areas.

• Pool-access doors have child-safety locks
• An in-pool alarm is available
• Children must be accompanied by an adult on the docks
• Life jackets are provided in multiple sizes
• Kayaks and paddleboard are for daylight use only
• Pool and dock surfaces can be slippery when wet
• Please avoid alcohol while swimming or paddling

Detailed equipment and safety instructions are provided before your stay.

BIKES

Guest bikes include 2 adult bikes, a tandem bike and a youth bike. Our tandem is a little like a manatee dance — adorable, but it takes coordination!

Helmets are NOT provided, so please bring your own if you plan to ride.

BRINGING YOUR FURRY SPUD?

Well-behaved dogs are welcome with prior approval.

• Dogs only — no cats due to owner allergies
• Maximum of 2 approved dogs
• Combined dog weight limit of 110 lbs
• Dogs must be kenneled when left unattended
• Kennels in multiple sizes are provided
• Bowls, leash, kennel mat, paw-cleaning supplies, waste bags and scoopers are available
• Couch covers are required if dogs are on furniture
• Please clean up after your pup

Our fenced backyard makes traveling with your four-legged family member easier. All pet owners must complete our pet agreement.

Legitimate service animals are welcomed in accordance with applicable law and are not charged a pet fee.

CLEAN, GREEN & THOUGHTFUL

We use approximately 90% all-natural, eco-friendly cleaning, laundry and bath products selected with our guests and Florida's environment in mind. Traditional products are used when necessary.

The property is also professionally serviced for pests.

A LITTLE FLORIDA REALITY

Waterfront Florida comes with incredible wildlife — and occasionally some very tiny wildlife, too!

No-see-ums and other insects may occasionally appear near the canal, especially around dusk. Professional pest service helps, but no treatment can completely eliminate naturally occurring outdoor insects.

Repellent, patio fans, keeping doors closed and covering up while fishing around dusk usually help.

PRIVACY & SECURITY

The backyard is fenced and the pool/patio area is screened.

Outdoor security cameras monitor ONLY the front entrance and canal areas for guest and property security. There are NO cameras overlooking the pool, grassy backyard or covered patio areas.

GUEST PORTAL & AGREEMENTS

The responsible adult listed on the reservation must complete our rental agreement and ID verification through the secure Guest Portal.

Depending on your stay, additional agreements may be required for boat-lift or pet use.

The Guest Portal is also where you can request optional extras, including:

• Electric pool heating/cooling — $55/night
• Pet stays
• Early check-in, when available
• Late checkout, when available
• Boat-lift use

ONE LAST SPLASH

Once the details are handled, it's time for the fun part!

Swim, paddle, fish, explore the springs and keep an eye on the canal — you never know when a manatee or dolphin might cruise past The Floaty Potato.

Now go make some memories, reel in the good times and enjoy your Florida adventure!

Unique Benefits

Unique Benefits You Won’t Find at Most Florida Rentals

Discounted Tours and Charters with 4 different companies offering swimming with or kayaking with manatees, fishing, scalloping, and airboat rides! Only for our guests!!!

Boat Lift Available for Guests
Bring your own boat or rent locally—no trailering or crowded ramps. Just lower, launch, and start exploring.

Never-Flooded Home (Rare for This Area)
Peace of mind is priceless—our home has never taken on water, even in major storms.

Pre-Packed Beach & Water Adventure Gear
Beach chairs, umbrellas, sand toys, snorkel gear and more—already packed and ready to grab for effortless outings.

Large Cooler for Full Day Adventures
Perfect for boating, spring hopping, scalloping, sandbar picnics, or sunset cruising.

Waterfront Fun for All Ages
Kids can drop the crab trap, paddle the kids’ kayak, or cast a line with the kids’ fishing rod—all from the private dock.

Solar-Heated Pool for Year-Round Swimming
No “too cold to swim” surprises during winter stays.

Indoor + Outdoor Games for Rain or Shine
Ping-pong, basketball arcade, corn hole, sports balls, sidewalk chalk, and tons of pool toys keep everyone entertained.

Bikes for Every Adventure Style
Two adult bikes for cruising, a kids’ bike for younger riders, and a tandem bike for the daring—perfect for exploring the neighborhood or trail.

Life Jackets in Every Size
From toddlers to adults—no need to pack or purchase.

Autism-Friendly Amenities by Request
Thoughtful sensory-considerate options help neurodiverse guests feel safe, regulated, and welcome.

BPA-Free, Non-Breakable Dishes + Baby & Toddler Sets
Relaxed meals with no worries about glass near the pool.

Family-Focused, Relaxed Atmosphere
Peaceful, safe, and far from party-house chaos.

Why Kids Love It

Kids fall in love with our place the moment they arrive! They can splash in the solar-heated pool with tons of pool toys, drop the crab trap off the dock, paddle the kids’ kayak, ride the kids’ bike, or cast a line with the kids’ fishing rod for real waterfront adventure.

Inside, the fun keeps rolling with ping-pong and the basketball arcade game, and the outdoor play continues with corn hole, sports balls, and sidewalk chalk—so there’s always something to do, rain or shine. Parents relax knowing kids don’t have to worry about dropping a glass or shattering a plate—we stock BPA-free, non-breakable dishes plus baby and toddler options for easy mealtimes.

Families also love that we provide life jackets for all ages and offer autism-friendly amenities by request, helping every child feel comfortable, safe, and included. Whether they’re spotting wildlife, winning a friendly competition, or floating like a happy “potato,” kids make the kind of memories here they can’t stop talking about.

Attractions Within Walking Distance

Crystal River Water Sports
Biscuit Barn

Favorite Places To Eat

Guests who stay will get a guest guide with all the info you will need!

Inside Scoop

Those who stay will get a guest guide full of all the info you will need!