Luxury canal-front retreat (sleeps 8) with Gulf access, screened-in solar-heated pool, and covered patio. Features boat lift (bring or rent your own), 4 kayaks, a paddle board, fishing gear, crab trap, fish-cleaning station, and private docks. Enjoy inside and outside games, bikes, and an outdoor kitchen with a grill—ideal for couples’ getaways, snowbirds, or unforgettable family adventures. Relax by the water, explore Crystal River’s springs, and experience coastal luxury at its finest.
Property Details – The Floaty Potato
Bedrooms & Bathrooms
- 3 Bedrooms · 2.5 Bathrooms · Sleeps 8-9
- Primary Suite: King bed, ensuite with jetted tub, direct pool access, Smart TV
- Bedroom 2: King bed, Smart TV
- Bedroom 3: Two twin beds with twin trundles and a child-size fold-out chair (sleeps up to 5 children or 2 adults), Smart TV
Autism-friendly items available upon request: body sock, weighted blanket, sensory fidgets, peanut ball, and silencing headphones
Kitchen & Dining
- Fully equipped kitchen with stainless steel appliances, crockpot, griddle, toaster, blender and tea kettle (bring your own food and drinks).
- Coffee station with large starter supply of K-cups, grounds, tea, cocoa, creamer, and honey.
- Four dining areas: solid oak kitchen nook (4), bar (2), solid wood dining table (8), and patio table (4)
- Baby and child items: highchair, baby monitor, unbreakable BPA-free dishes, sippy cup, bib, and kids’ books
Living & Entertainment
- Open-concept living area with Smart TV, solid oak entertainment center with furniture covers and elegant coastal décor
- Garage games: ping-pong table and basketball arcade
-Indoor games: family board games
- Couch covers for furry friends or those with sticky fingers (located in entertainment center)
- Desk and computer chair with high-speed WiFi
Outdoor Living
- Screened-in SOLAR-HEATED pool included year-round. For an extra boost of warmth... OPTIONAL electric pool heat available November–March for $35/night (Added upon request. Must be paid in advance).
- Outdoor kitchen with grill, sink, and mini-refrigerator
- Floating and stationary docks with a fish-cleaning station
- Garage Fridge to store your catch or extra groceries
- Boat lift (bring or rent your own boat). Must sign additional user agreement before use. No extra cost.
- Fenced yard for privacy and safety
- Outdoor games: cornhole, chalk, and sports balls
Adventure Gear
- 3 fishing kayaks, 1 youth kayak, 1 paddleboard, life jackets for all sizes
- 3 adult fishing rods, 1 youth fishing rod, small assortment of tackle.
- 2 adult bikes, 1 tandem bike, and 1 youth bike
- Pool toys included
- Beach bag pre-packed with sand toys and beach blanket. We have two beach chairs and a large empty cooler in the garage ready for your own snacks for a day at the beach!
Extra Amenities
- Professionally serviced for pests (That said, it is Florida and on the canal. Bugs happen.)
- Pool professionally serviced with both solar-heat (year round) and electric (optional).
- 90% all-natural cleaning and bath products
- Smart thermostat and Wi-Fi
- Outdoor security cameras (front and canal areas only)
- Extra fridge in garage for fresh fish, scallops, or extra groceries
- All guests must sign rental agreement.
Guests have the entire house to themselves, including the private screened-in pool, private docks, and private boat lift (boat lift use by prior approval only). Please note there are multiple steps required to enter the home.
Unique Benefits
Unique Benefits You Won’t Find at Most Florida Rentals
Boat Lift Available for Guests
Bring your own boat or rent locally—no trailering or crowded ramps. Just lower, launch, and start exploring.
Never-Flooded Home (Rare for This Area)
Peace of mind is priceless—our home has never taken on water, even in major storms.
Pre-Packed Beach & Water Adventure Gear
Beach chairs, umbrellas, sand toys, snorkel gear and more—already packed and ready to grab for effortless outings.
Large Cooler for Full Day Adventures
Perfect for boating, spring hopping, scalloping, sandbar picnics, or sunset cruising.
Waterfront Fun for All Ages
Kids can drop the crab trap, paddle the kids’ kayak, or cast a line with the kids’ fishing rod—all from the private dock.
Solar-Heated Pool for Year-Round Swimming
No “too cold to swim” surprises during winter stays.
Indoor + Outdoor Games for Rain or Shine
Ping-pong, basketball arcade, corn hole, sports balls, sidewalk chalk, and tons of pool toys keep everyone entertained.
Bikes for Every Adventure Style
Two adult bikes for cruising, a kids’ bike for younger riders, and a tandem bike for the daring—perfect for exploring the neighborhood or trail.
Life Jackets in Every Size
From toddlers to adults—no need to pack or purchase.
Autism-Friendly Amenities by Request
Thoughtful sensory-considerate options help neurodiverse guests feel safe, regulated, and welcome.
BPA-Free, Non-Breakable Dishes + Baby & Toddler Sets
Relaxed meals with no worries about glass near the pool.
Family-Focused, Relaxed Atmosphere
Peaceful, safe, and far from party-house chaos.
Why Kids Love It
Kids fall in love with our place the moment they arrive! They can splash in the solar-heated pool with tons of pool toys, drop the crab trap off the dock, paddle the kids’ kayak, ride the kids’ bike, or cast a line with the kids’ fishing rod for real waterfront adventure.
Inside, the fun keeps rolling with ping-pong and the basketball arcade game, and the outdoor play continues with corn hole, sports balls, and sidewalk chalk—so there’s always something to do, rain or shine. Parents relax knowing kids don’t have to worry about dropping a glass or shattering a plate—we stock BPA-free, non-breakable dishes plus baby and toddler options for easy mealtimes.
Families also love that we provide life jackets for all ages and offer autism-friendly amenities by request, helping every child feel comfortable, safe, and included. Whether they’re spotting wildlife, winning a friendly competition, or floating like a happy “potato,” kids make the kind of memories here they can’t stop talking about.
Crystal River Water Sports
Biscuit Barn
Guests who stay will get a guest guide with all the info you will need!
Those who stay will get a guest guide full of all the info you will need!
Arcade machine
Baby bath
Baby monitor
Baking sheet
Barbeque utensils
Bathtub
Bbq
Beach essentials
Bicycle
Board games
Boat
Body soap
Books
Breakfast bar
Childrens bike
Childrens books and toys
Childrens dinnerware
Cleaning before checkout
Cleaning products
Clothes drying rack
Coffee
Conditioner
Cooking basics
Crib
Dining table
Essentials
Extra pillows and blankets
Fire extinguisher
First aid kit
Free on premise parking
Garden
Hangers
Hot water
Hot water kettle
Ice machine
Kayak
Laptop friendly workspace
Laundromat nearby
Life size games
Long term stays allowed
Luggage dropoff allowed
Mini fridge
Outdoor kitchen
Outdoor seating
Playroom
Private entrance
Private living room
Property manager
Room darkening shades
Security system
Shampoo
Stand up paddle board
Sun loungers
Theme room
Travel crib
Wardrobe or closet
Wine glasses
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| Rate Period | Nightly | Weekend Night | Weekly | Monthly | Min Stay |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Oct 18 - Oct 19 2025 | $285 | 2 nights | |||
Oct 19 - Oct 22 2025 | $278 | 2 nights | |||
Oct 23 - Oct 29 2025 | $200 | 2 nights | |||
Oct 30 - Oct 31 2025 | $215 | 2 nights | |||
Oct 31 - Nov 01 2025 | $224 | 4 nights |
Last updated on December 04, 2025
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